英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.17
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.' My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?' 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊："世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。" 我丈夫抬头看了看，说："妈妈来了？"
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