那段时间你在干什么呢
A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around the crashed car.
The policeman looked down at the money and said, “I wish you could talk.”
The monkey shook his head up and down.
“You can understand what I say? ” asked the surprised policeman.
Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.
“Well, did you see the accident? ”
“Yes,” motioned the monkey.
“What happened? ”
The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.
“They drank? ” Asked the policeman.
“Yes.”
“What else?”
The monkey pinches his two fingers together and holds them by his mouth.
“They were smoking? ”
“Yes.”
“Now, just wait a minute. You say that they were smoking and doing drugs just before the accident? ”
“Yes.”
“What did you do all the time? ”
“Driving,” motioned the monkey.
一名警察发现一起车祸，司机和坐车的都死了。警察正查看撞坏的车时，跑出一只小猴子，围着那车蹦来跳去。
警察低头瞧着猴子说：“真盼着你能说话呀。”
那猴子上下点了点头。
“你能听懂我说什么？”警察吃惊地问。
猴子再次点点头。
“好，那你看见这起车祸了？”
“是的。”猴子示意。
“出了什么事？”
猴子假装手里拿着个罐子，倒向嘴里。
“他们喝酒了？”警察问。
“是的。”
“还有什么？”
猴子把两根手指夹一块儿，伸到嘴边。
“他们抽烟？”
“是的。”
“那先等会儿。你是说就在车祸之前他们正抽烟和吸毒？”
“是的。”
“那段时间你在干什么呢？”
“开车。”猴子比了个手势。
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