英汉双语笑话——好孩子

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    John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
    “John!” Teacher says angrily.
     “What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.
     “Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.
    “No one is laughing.” Teacher says.
    “No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.
    “Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

     约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。
    “约翰！”老师生气地喊他。
    “什么？出什么事了？”约翰醒了。
    “你为什么要做鬼脸？这是教室！看看！同学们都在笑！”老师生气地说。
    “没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。
    “不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。
    “嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子”老师为此感到满意。哈哈，你是好学生么？要用于承认错误！！

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