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U married mine 英汉双语笑话

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Little boy:   Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said:   Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy:   Grandma.
Father:   Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not?   You married mine. 中文翻译:
小男孩:爸爸,我想结婚。
爸爸打趣地问道:噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?
小男孩:奶奶。
爸爸:等一下,你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?
小男孩:为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。



                                               

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