双语笑话 Three Reasons

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Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．

John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so.

老师：约翰，请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。

约翰：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，你也是这么说的！欢迎来论坛讨论更多：

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