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双语 笑话 An Interesting Answer

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Student A: Four sailors fell into the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet.

Student B: How was that?

Student A: Three of them were bald.

学生A:4个船员掉进了海里,但是只有一个弄湿了头发。学生B:怎么会这样?学生A:其他三个都是光头。欢迎来论坛讨论更多:                                                     

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