关于苍蝇和汤的笑话
英美人素以humour著称，有时即使是同一情景，他们也会“幽”出不同的“默”来。请看：
01.Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
Waiter: That’s all right, Sir, he won’t drink much.
顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇。
服务员：没关系的，先生。它喝不了多少汤。
02. Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Waiter: I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know that you are vegetarian.
顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇。
服务员：对不起，先生。我不知道你是吃素的。
03. Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只苍蝇在游泳。
服务员：你想要我怎么办，要叫救生员吗？
04. Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: Yes Sir, he is not a very good swimmer.
顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只死苍蝇。
服务员：知道了，先生。这只苍蝇不太擅长游泳。
05. Customer: Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: What do you expect for $1— a live one?
顾客：服务员，我的汤里有只死苍蝇。
服务员：你一美元还想要什么——要只活的？
06. Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my soup?
Waiter: I wouldn’t know, Sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
顾客：服务员，我汤里的这只苍蝇意味着什么？
服务员：我不知道，先生，我是服务员，不是算命的。
考考你的推理能力：
：第八号当铺
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