双语笑话 marriage certificate
Wife: ”What are you doing?“
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : ”Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.“
Husband : “I was looking for the expiry date.”
妻：你在作什么啊？
夫：没作什么。
妻：没做什么？你看着我们的結婚证书，足足有一小时了。
夫：我在寻找它的有效日期是到什么时候。
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