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趣味英语:这些问题你想过吗

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why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

为什么太阳能把头发晒浅,却能把皮肤晒黑?

why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

为什么女人闭着嘴就不能上睫毛膏?

why don't you ever see the headline! "psychic wins lottery"?

为什么你从来没见过头版头条写!“算命师中大奖”?

why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

为什么“缩写”是这么长的一个单词?

why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

为什么医生们管他们所做的事情叫做“实习, 实践”?

why is it that to stop windows 98, you have to click on "start"?

为什么在要关掉视窗时,你必须先点击“开始”键?

why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

为什么柠檬汁是用人造香味调料做的,而洗碗液是用真正的柠檬做的?

why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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