双语 笑话 男性成长三阶段
The Three Stages of Man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus!
男性成长的三阶段:
相信圣诞老人的存在。
不相信圣诞老人的存在。
自己是个圣诞老人
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