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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Wrong Place 找错地方啦(中英双语)

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3. WRONG PLACE!

3.找错地方啦

While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville,Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked,'Can I get something blown up down there?"

在密西根萨特维亚的密一所社区学院的心理学系工作期间,一次,他们让我放大一张会议的图表。于是,我就打电话给复印室,问:“我能到你们那里搞点儿能放的东西吗?"(对方以为是放饱的放)

After a pause the voice on the line replied,"I think you want the chemistry lab.”

对方愣了一会儿,回答说:“我想你要找为是化学试验室.

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