不是我
It was a really hot day at the office due to a malfunction with the air conditioning system. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating, even with a fan on.
All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.
One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working."
An overweight man in the corner replied, "It can't be me. I'm not wearing any."
因为空调系统坏了，那天办公室特别热。将近二十人挤在一块儿办公，尽管开着个电风扇，每人还一身汗。
猛不丁儿，有股味儿在空气里弥漫，大家都皱起了鼻子，那是所有人闻过的最恶心的味儿。
有个人从隔间里探出脑袋说：“哦，天哪！谁除臭剂失效了啊。”
一个待在角落里的胖子说：“反正不是我，我都还没喷呢。”
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