北海大英雄-2-男人应高于一切
Thor the terrible is baby-sitting...mean Max is shopping with his missue,and Eric's
wife won't let him go...What has happened to men?!! This used to be a man's world!
Father: Ww ruled the whole place!We didn't have to answer to anyone!
No one told us when to eat...when to drink...when to take a bath!! We were Men!!!
Father: And men were superme!
Daugther: That true, Mama?
Mother: Yes,dear...but that was before Eye.
父亲: 我再也找不到人去打家劫舍了.
恐怖的苏尔在带孩子...坏心肠的麦克斯陪太太去买菜,叶立克的老婆又不放他走...男人怎么都变成
这种样子!? 这本来是个男人的世界呀!
父亲: 我们统治全世界!我们不必对任何人低声下气! 没有人告诉我们什么时候该吃...什么时候该喝...
什么时候该洗澡!我们本是男子汉!
父亲: 男人高于一切!
女儿: 他说的是真的吗,妈妈?
妈妈: 是的,亲爱的,但那是在夏娃诞生之前.
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