看情况
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That dependson how fast you can run.
It left fifteen minutes ago.
看情况
旅行者:我还能赶上3点钟那班到多伦多的火车吗?
售票员:那得看你跑得有多快。火车15分钟前开出
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