双语笑话 Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（门廊） .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，那女士说。你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？
我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。
哦，真神奇，女士说。你高寿？
二十六。
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