丈夫变成了92岁
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
一对年逾花甲的老夫妇在一个幽静浪漫的小旅馆里，庆祝他们35周年结婚纪念日。
突然，一个娇小而美丽的仙女出现在他们餐桌上，说：“你们是如此经典的一对伴侣，并且在所有的日子里彼此相爱，因此我要为你们每人实现一个愿望。”
妻子说：“我想和我亲爱的先生去周游世界。”
仙女一挥魔杖，“扑”地一声——两张玛丽二世皇后号的船票就出现在她手中。
丈夫想了会儿说：“呃，这个实在是太浪漫了。但像这种机会永远不会再有了，我很抱歉，亲爱的，因为我的愿望是要个比我年轻30岁的太太。”
妻子和仙女都深感失望，但是愿望还是要实现的。
于是仙女一挥魔杖，“扑”地一声，丈夫变成了92岁。
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