外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹163：慷慨(中英)
An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at the end of the bar. He walks to the bartender and asks who it is. The bartender tells him it is Jesus. The Italian orders a drink for himself and Jesus.
一个意大利人一瘸一拐地走进了一个酒吧，他注意到酒吧里的一个人，于是就走到酒吧服务员那里问那个人是谁。酒吧服务员告诉他那个人是耶稣。那个意大利人点了一杯酒，也给耶稣点了一杯。
Next, a mute walks in. He asks if that is Jesus. He then orders a drink for himself and for Jesus.
接着，一个哑巴走了进来。他过去问那个人是否是耶稣。然后他也为自己和耶稣各点了一杯酒。
Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus. A few minutes later, Jesus gets up and goes to the Italian. He thanks him for his generosity and heals him Jesus walks over to the mute, thanks him, and heals him Then, he walks over to the redneck. The redneck jumps up and shouts, "Don't heal me, I've no disability
最后，一个农民走进来也给自己和耶稣点了酒。过了几分钟，耶稣站了起来走到那个意大利人跟前。他感谢了那个意大利人的慷慨并且治愈了他的腿。耶稣又来到了那个哑巴跟前，谢了他之后也治愈了他的残疾。最后，他走到农民这里。那个农民跳了起来大喊道:“不要治我，我没有残疾!”
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