愚蠢的人起立
One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
这天，一位大学心理学教授在向他班上的新生致欢迎辞。他站在全班面前说：“有谁觉得自己笨的，请站出来。”
大约一分钟的沉默过后，有个小男生站了起来。
“哟，早上好。这么说，你竟然觉得自己是个笨蛋？”教授问。
小男生回答说：“哪呀老师，我只是不忍瞧您光杆一人站那儿。”
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