世上每个人死后都来到天堂。
Two Lines In Heaven
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."
Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
世上每个人死后都来到天堂。
上帝过来说道：“我要所有男人排成两排，一排是在人间管得住他们女人的，而另一排是听命于女人敲打的。还有，我让所有女人都到圣彼得那儿去。”
说完就干，排成了两排。听命于女人的队伍排出去100多里地，而管得住女人的队伍只有一个人。
上帝气疯了，说：“你们这帮男人真该无地自容，我照自己的样子创造了你们，你们却都挨老婆打骂。瞧瞧我唯一站在那边的儿子，真让我骄傲。跟他学着点儿！我的儿啊，告诉他们，作为唯一站在那排的人，你是怎么做到的？”
那人说：“我哪知道哇，我老婆交代我要站这儿的。”
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