哪个王八蛋偷走了咱的帐篷
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
夏洛克·福尔摩斯和华生大夫在野外露营。夜里，他们美餐一顿并干掉瓶葡萄酒后，躺下睡着了。
过了几个钟头，福尔摩斯醒过来，并推推他的死党。
“华生，冲上边瞧瞧，告我你瞧见了什么。”
华生答道：“我瞧见了几百万颗星星。”
“那让你了解到什么？”
华生沉思了一会儿，说：
“天文上，它告诉我，存在着几百万个星系，并可能有几十亿颗行星。
星象上，我观察到土星正落在狮子座。
时间上，我推断现在大约三点过一刻。
神学上，我能看出上帝的无所不能和我们的渺小与无能。
气象上，我预测咱明天会有个明媚的晴天。
嘿，你又从中了解到什么呢？”
福尔摩斯无语了片刻，然后说道：
“华生啊，你个呆瓜。哪个王八蛋偷走了咱的帐篷！”
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