要是我们一旦分手 我还能用得上它
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
在一家首饰店，有个年轻人买了个贵重的坠匣，作为送女友的礼物。
“我要在上面刻上她的名字吗？”首饰匠问。
这位顾客想了一会儿，然后说：“不要，给它刻上‘赠我唯一的爱’。这样的话，要是我们一旦分手，我还能用得上它。”
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