有人想要一个特别干净的盘子吗
Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you come?"
Peter asked his mother, and she said, "Yes, you can go." She phoned Paul's mother to tell her.
Before Peter went to the party on Saturday afternoon, his mother said to him, "Now, Peter, don't forget to be polite. Don't ask for food. Wait until someone gives it to you."
"All right, Mom," Peter answered, and he went to Paul's house on his bicycle.
There were a lot of children at the party. They played together for an hour, and then Paul's mother gave them some food; but she forgot to give Peter any. He waited politely for a few minutes, and then he held his plate up in the air and said loudly, "Does anyone want a nice clean plate?"
皮特十岁了，有天他朋友保罗对他说：“周六我要办个生日宴会，皮特，你能来么？”
皮特问妈妈，妈妈说：“行，你可以去。”妈妈还打电话告诉了保罗的妈妈。
周六下午皮特去赴宴之前，妈妈对他说：“听着皮特，别忘了礼数噢。别跟人要吃的啊，要等别人拿给你。”
“知道了，妈妈。”皮特答应着，骑上自行车就去了保罗家。
有很多小孩参加聚会，他们一块儿玩了个把钟头后，保罗的妈妈给了他们些吃的，却忘了分给皮特。皮特很客气地等了一会儿，最后他把盘子举得高高的，大声说：“有人想要一个特别干净的盘子吗？（这儿有个特别干净的盘子，谁想要哇？）”
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