我听新闻说有一辆车在那条路上逆行
A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone.
"Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way."
To this the man replies, "One? There's millions of 'em!"
有个男的在公路上开车时，他老婆拨通了他的手机。
“宝贝，当心啊，我听新闻说有一辆车在那条路上逆行。”
听了这话，那男的说：“一辆？是无数辆！”
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