她用手指蘸起一滴漏出的液体抹到舌头上

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It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess（瞎猜）," she said.

The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement.

The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy（小狗）!"

学年结束的时候，一个幼儿园老师收到小学员们送的各种礼物。花店老板的儿子把礼物递给她。她把它晃了晃，举到空中，说：“我敢打赌，我知道这是啥，是花。”“说对了，”男孩说，“可您怎么知道的呢？”“呵，只是瞎猜的。”老师说。
　　第二个学员是糖果店老板的女儿。老师把她的礼物抓起来，晃了晃，然后说：“我敢打赌，我能猜到这是啥，是一盒糖果。”“说对了，可您怎么知道的？”女孩问。“呵，也就瞎猜的。”老师说。
　　紧跟着是酒店老板的儿子送的礼物。老师把包装盒举起来，可它有点漏，她用手指蘸起一滴漏出的液体抹到舌头上。“这是葡萄酒么？”她问。“不是。”男孩回答，有些兴奋。
　　老师又来了一遍，蘸了更大的一滴送到舌头上。“是香槟么？”她问。“不是。”男孩回答，更加兴奋了。老师又尝了一口，然后宣布：“我投降了，这是什么呀？”男孩特别高兴地回答：“是只小狗狗！”

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