你仍然在享受同样的服务。
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
一个结婚有10年的男子向婚姻专家咨询。
当刚结婚的时候，我是非常开心的。当我累了一天从店里回来，小狗跑到我面前叫着，妻子给我拿来了拖鞋。现在什么都变了，当我回家的时候，狗拿来了拖鞋，而我的妻子却对我咆哮着。
我不知道你有什么可以抱怨，专家说道，你仍然在享受同样的服务。
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