她老人家却顺道来看你了
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."
“你相信人能死而复生么？”老板问一位员工。
“相信啊，先生。”那位新员工回答。
“噢，要这么说，这事就没问题了，”老板接着说，“昨儿你走得早，去参加你奶奶的葬礼，而她老人家却顺道来看你了。“
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