双语笑话 邮件自动回复创意十足②
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again。
6. 邮件服务器无法检测到你的链接。你的讯息未能被发送，请重启电脑试着再发一遍。 7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks。
7. 谢谢你的来信，它已被添加到列队等候系统。你现在所在的位置是352位，预计将于19周后收到回复。 8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response。
8. 嗨，我在想你刚刚发给我的东西，请侯在电脑旁边等我回复。 9. I’ve run away to join a different circus。
9. 我跟你现在不是一圈子里的人。 10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave。
10. 我因为身体原因未来两周都会休假。等我回来之后记得叫我“凯特”(女生名)，不要再叫大卫了。
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