我不用跑过老虎，我只要跑过你
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Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.
One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两名同伴正穿越一片密林，突然，远远地出现一只老虎，直冲他们跑来。
其中一人从包里取出双“耐克”鞋，并赶紧换上。另一名同伴带着错愕地表情喊着：“你以为你穿上这鞋就能跑过老虎么？”
这名同伴回答说：“我不用跑过老虎，我只要跑过你。”
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