玛丽亚到地图前把北美洲找出来
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Maria: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Maria.
老师:玛丽亚,到地图前把北美洲找出来。
玛丽亚:在这儿呢!
老师:正确。那么同学们,是谁发现的美洲呢?
全班:玛丽亚。
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