外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹159：价钱(中英)
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I' m afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, semi一risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves.”
医院里亲戚们在等候室里，他们家里的一员病得很重。最后，医生走进来，他看上去有些疲惫和优虑。“我恐怕带来了不好的消息”，他看着那一张张担心的面孔说，“你们挽救你们最亲爱的人惟一的机会，就是大脑移植了。这种手术还属于试验阶段，只有一半成功的可能性。你们要为移植的大脑付钱。”
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "hell, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, “$5，000 for a male brain, and X200 for a female brain.” The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually looked.
家庭成员听到这个消息时都沉默地坐在那里。过了很长时间，有人问:“天哪，一个大脑要多少钱?”医生马上回答:“男性大脑要五千美元，女性大脑要二百美元。”这时气氛变得尴尬。屋子里的男性忍着不笑出来，避免和女人有眼神的接触，但还是有人看了看她们。
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask，"Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said, "It' s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains，because they've been used.”
一个男人终于控制不了自己的好奇心，问了一个每个人都想知道的问题:“为什么男性的大脑这么值钱?”医生对那个幼稚无知的人笑了笑，对所有人说:“这是标准的价格。我们不得不对女性的大脑减价，因为她们的大脑是用过的。”
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