把我闯了红灯抄五百遍
In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
"You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在一个中西部大城市的交通法庭上，有位年轻女士被带到法官面前，为开车闯红灯吃到的传票进行答辩。
她对法官解释说，她是一名小学老师，请求快速处理她的案子，这样她可以赶得及上课。一丝狂放的目光闪过法官的眼睛。
“你是一名小学老师，嗯？”他说，“大小姐，我可要了却我的平生夙愿了。坐那张桌子那儿去，把‘我闯了红灯’抄五百遍。”
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