双语笑话：New Discovery 新发现
New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and
after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”
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