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Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?
Pupil: Mice.
Teacher: Good, now what's the plural of baby?
Pupil: Twins!
老师:老鼠的复数是什么？
学生:老鼠。
老师:好,那么现在的“孩子”这个词的复数形式是什么?
学生:双胞胎!
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