因为我想给你打电话呀！
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。
He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."
他说：“我正在熨衣服的时候，电话响了...当时我把熨斗当成电话抓起来接听了。”
"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
医生说：“但是你是如何烫到另一只耳朵的呢？”
"How do you think I called you people?"
“因为我想给你打电话呀！”
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