我没袋子就用你帽子吧
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother. "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother consoled. "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one, use you hat."
“那帮孩子都拿我开涮，”男孩向妈妈哭诉，“他们说我有个大头。”
“别听他们的，”妈妈安慰他，“你头挺好的。来，别哭了，去店里买十磅土豆。”
“购物袋在哪儿呢？”
“我没袋子，就用你帽子吧。”
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