趣味图片英语笑话：One Direction 单向组合（双语）
Could you please leave? Your wrinkles and grey hair totally remind us of our own mortality ... And then it's like so hard to focus on discussing how awesome One Direction is ....
你能离开吗?你的皱纹和白头发完全提醒着我们自己的死亡……然后就不可能重点讨论如何敬畏单向组合....
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