他偷偷安排了个朋友给他打电话
After being with her all evening, a man couldn't take another minute with the blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged a friend to call him on the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put a grim expression, said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," the date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
一男的在和一女的呆了一整晚后，他再也不想在这次相亲会面上多花一分钟了。
之前，他偷偷安排了个朋友给他打电话，他就好有个借口可以抽身走人。
回到桌上后，他垂下眼帘，带着沉痛地口吻说：“收到个坏消息，我爷爷刚刚去世了。”
“谢天谢地呀，”相亲的女方说，“要你爷爷没去世，我爷爷就得去世了。”
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