趣味图片英语笑话：US WAR ROOM 美国作战室（双语）
US WAR ROOM 美国作战室
ARGHHH! There's a bee! We're under attack! Go to DEFCON 1! Get the drones in the ari! Mobilize all forces!
哎啊!有一只蜜蜂!我们受到了攻击!去防御1 !无人机在阿里!动员一切力量!
The definition of "unpresidential" unpresidential”的定义
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/12906.html
相关文章
-
英汉双语笑话 习题簿 难解的题
It's a Puzzlement I asked a colleague of mine how he liked the shirt his daughter had given him as a gift. "The color and the design are nice," he said. "But the sleeves ar...
2018-11-24 英语笑话 -
今晚再睡着时穿上它们吧
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat（貂皮大衣） and a diamond ring."The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonigh...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
Marriage Joke(18)
After a quarrel，a wife said to her husband，“You know，I was a fool when I married you.” And the husband replied，“Yes，dear，but I was in love and didn‘t notice it.”更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英...
2018-12-31 英语笑话 -
英语幽默小故事带翻译：Give and take 给予与提取（中英双语）
155. Give and take155.给予与提取My friend's preparations for a visit from her children included a trip to the bank. Waiting in line at the teller's window, she lament...
2018-11-03 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹318：除了音乐(中英)
A keen young teacher wanted to intro- duce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treat...
2018-11-03 英语笑话 -
好像只有您和我是唯一赞成的人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher det...
2018-11-26 英语笑话 -
All-night Duty
All-night DutyA police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wan...
2018-11-22 英语笑话 -
第75期双语笑话加练习题 让人无奈的孩子（1）
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screamin...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
英汉双语笑话：A Nail Or A Fly? 钉子还是苍蝇？
a nail or a fly? an old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. on the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. so the mo...
2018-10-29 英语笑话 -
Farmer Joke(8)
Okay，so a Texan rancher comes upon a farmer from Maine. The Texan looks at the Mainer and asks，“Say，how much land you think you got here？”Mainer：‘Bout 10 acres I’d say.“Texan（boasting）：Well，on my...
2018-12-29 英语笑话
