双语笑话 if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
I am waiting for my secretary, was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一个经理
一天课上，老师要同学们以如果我是一个经理为题写一篇作文。
所有的学生都在动笔写了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
我在等我的秘书。那孩子答道。
NOTE
assign vt.分配, 指派 （与to连用）分配
The monitor was assigned to take notes for the meeting.
班长被分派作会议记录。
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