双语：超搞笑的英文短信，上班累了来娱乐娱乐（爆笑）
(1)not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
(2)hello i am a virus and i am entering your brain right now...sorry i will leave, i can't find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
(3)this msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >error: no brain detected!!!
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
(4)good looks catch the eyes but good personality catches the heart. you are blessed with both! flattered? don't be! it was sent to me. i just wanted you to read it.
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