我爸爸说家丑不可外扬。

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Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'

体育老师：“孩子们，你们见过混合双打吗？”
奈克：是的，先生。比较经常看见。昨天晚上我还看见了。
老师：请给我们讲讲它。
奈克：噢，对不起，先生。我爸爸说，“家丑不可外扬。

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