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SORRY, I DON'T KOWN

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  在一次英语课上,老师出了一道题叫同学们举手回答,同学“甲”什么也不懂,但他想在老师面前炫耀一番,赶忙问同桌答案是什么。同桌答曰“sorry, I don't kown”。 甲自以为得矣得矣,连忙举手。老师一看,连忙叫他回答,甲环顾四周,面带微笑的对老师说“sorry, I don't kown”。老师气极“不知道为什么举手。”

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