我一直看到斑点在我的眼前。
Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?
Patient: No, just spots.
病人：护士，我一直看到斑点在我的眼前。
护士：你看过医生了吗？
病人：没有，只是点。
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