我的丈夫名字叫罗伯特。
How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?
When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Robert.
你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在俱乐部呆的太晚了?
当他回到家时我就往外喊:“是你吗?捷克?”我的丈夫名字叫罗伯特。
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