钻石行星
A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going.
"Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick and I can barely eat."
"Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?"
"I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."
一个女人刚刚结婚，在街上遇到一个朋友，有一天，朋友问她婚后生活如何。不太好！他吃得像猪一样，他从不洗澡，他把脏衣服都扔在家里。他真令我恶心，我几乎吃不下饭。”“嗯，”朋友说，“为什么你不`离开他？”“我会的，说：”第一人。”我想做第一个掉肉12磅的。
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