通过外表的改变来区别差异性--双语幽默漫画
"If I change my hair,lip,and eye color more often,could I get a raise for expanding our diversity?"
如果我把我的头发、嘴唇和眼睛的颜色变得更勤些,我能提升我们之间的差异性么?
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