不要在我吃东西的时候说这个！

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Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

“I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so clean！ The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere——it's so sanitary that the whole place shines.”

“Please,” said the other roach frowning. “Not while I'm eating！”

两只蟑螂咬在一条小巷的垃圾谈论一家新饭馆。“那时我在街对面的那家新餐馆，一个说“。“那里太干净了！厨房一尘不染，和地板闪光。没有任何地方土——它是如此的干净，整个地方发光。”“请，”另一个说蟑螂皱着眉头。“不要在我吃东西的时候说这个！”

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