一个病人大声说我是拿破仑
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一天深夜，疯人院里，一个病人大声说，“我是拿破仑！”另一个说，“你怎么知道的？”第一个病人说，“上帝告诉我的！”就在这时，一个从另一个房间传来的声音，“我不是！”
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