除非我们知道你住在哪里
My husband ordered home delivery of our local newspaper.
Because we live in rural area where no street numbers are used, I was concerned that the carrier would have trouble finding us.
Sure enough, we missed delivery several days despite frequent calls to the circulation department.
Finally I phoned to cancel the subscription. "You'll have to tell me your exact location," the woman on the line said. "We can't cancel the subscription unless we know where you live.
我丈夫订我们本地的报纸。
因为我们住在乡下，没有接到号码，所以我担心邮递员是否能找到我们。
果然，我们错过了几天的尽管频繁的电话。最后我打电话取消订阅。”你要告诉我你的确切位置，”电话中女子说。”我们不能取消订阅，除非我们知道你住在哪里。
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