里面都是已经画好了格的啊
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
有一天上课，老师告诉大家翻到在笔记本的空白页上。她注意到查破这个同学，这个笨蛋，方向有什么问题吗。”你找到空白一片，查破？”老师说。“不。我没有，”说，笨蛋。”里面都是已经画好了格的啊。
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